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Now I'm getting ideas to leave an Amazon box full of these on my porch
You might get some enjoyment out of Mark Rober's series where he builds contraptions to mess with porch pirates. Nothing directly harmful like wasps, but he builds a box that basically records the thief, glitter bombs them, sprays bad smells, and in some later iterations, has an ominous countdown and fake police radio.
He also tries to catch some people who break into parked cars the same way, but with much less success as they turned out to be a lot more organized and scarier.
Getting them in there may be tricky
Just vacuum them with the box. Problem solved.
Boromir has entered the chat, "theres no just vacuming them with the box"
You just order them from Amazon and don't bring the package