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2 weeks to flatten the curve, 6' social distancing, 1 way grocery isles for some reason, remote schooling is just as good, masks made of old t-shirts work great, just get the jab and everything will be back to normal, of course you need a booster, did I say 1 booster? i meant 4.
What rise of myocarditis? that's a MAGA Qanon conspiracy!
https://www.heart.org/en/news/2022/08/22/covid-19-infection-poses-higher-risk-for-myocarditis-than-vaccines
But I'm sure you did your research from your cousin's facebook post.
Ah, so they've moved from "The vaccine doesn't cause Myocarditis!" to "well it does, but not as bad as getting covid." Add that to the list I guess.
They literally never said it didn't. Find me one single credible source that claimed it never happened. Since the start they've been saying it's possible but it's way better than actually catching COVID.
They are literally still saying it as of a month ago.
"No evidence that COVID-19 vaccines cause sudden cardiac arrest or myocarditis in athletes"
How far down did you have to google to cherry pick that one? Although I'm thankful people like you make it really easy to be ridiculed.
Edit: here's what shows up when I search something neutral like "covid vaccine myocarditis". Looks pretty clear the entire scientific community agrees that it can cause it exceptionally, but it's still better to get vaccinated.
Literally the first thing I found. Go back to last year and run that same search and tell me what they pull up before the evidence was overwhelming. You probably still think Hydroxychloroquine and ivermectin use to treat covid is ineffective too.
Oh jesus christ you are just a troll... I thought you were serious this whole time haha
OMG you do don't you?
Why attribute the inaccuracies of Covid treatment and advice to government malice rather than it was a novel disease we didn’t really have a clear playbook for?
Do you think scientists and doctors are infallible?
Because one of the first things the CDC did was lie to the American people about the effectiveness of homemade masks on purpose.
Do you have evidence they knew what they said was false and not just the best available truth at the time or a simplified version for easier public understanding?
Glad you asked. Fauci admitted they lied because they were worried about the potential of PPE shortages.
He said they weren't recommended, not because they weren't effective, but because they were needed elsewhere (rationing and triaging).
Yeah, after. that's the lie.
I get you're just a troll with no freinds, loved ones or hobbies to spend your time on, but I'll bite.
Lock downs would have been far more effective if window lickers like you had gone along with them. And the idea of 2 weeks to flatten the curve was based on predictions of how it was spreading (which as someone that has done actual research projects on disease transmission is incredibly complicated, to the point we had to rent several hours on a super computer to get out model of a couple million nodes to run) and because it was a prediction, its susceptible to being wrong. And anyone with an iota of intelligence is not afraid of being wrong and changing their advice as our models update. But losers like you take it as "you were wrong about that, so you must be wrong about everything" because you only care about "winning" arguments, not about learning or even 'winning' arguments.
And do you own pets? Do you get them their yearly boosters? Or do you think Hepatitis and Rabies are fake diseases too? Or the flu, since you have to get a yearly booster that means it's a fake disease too?
What were they right about?
How long have you got?
The waterborne nature of the virus
Thus meaning masks help stop spreading it
Asymptomatic carriers
Long covid
The vaccine massively reducing deaths and overall symptoms
Social distancing helping stop spread
Lock downs as well
The virus mutating into more contagious, but less deadly variants
That injecting disinfectant is bad for you and won't treat covid
Do you need me to continue listing them, or have I indulged your attention seeking beviour enough for now?
lol they got the "Sky is blue" right as well. So they only thing they got right is basic basic things we understand about ALL viruses. Wow, how helpful. The rest of that nonsense is just opinions, and what medical professional said to inject disinfectant? because you certainly wouldn't list something taken out of context said by President Trump as a "win" unless you were desperate.
Lmao yeah anything they don't immediately know off the bat makes them idiots, but anything they get right is basic and of course they know it lol.
If you weren't an obvious low effort troll I would ask you to think that one over.
But I'm bored now so good luck arguing with strangers on the internet to satiate your attention seeking issues ✌️
Your "wins" are things i remember for grade school science, yeah that's basic.
What happen to to the world trade center towers on 9/11?
Government experts: They fell down.
FUCKING GENIUS!
Fuck off back to whatever hole you crawled out of.
Seems like you are into being lied to so I'll humor you. I'll totally go back to my hole ;)