TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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THIS USERSPACE REQUIRES ANOTHER HUMAN UNIT TO TRANSFER OWNERSHIP TO (self.totallynotrobots)

submitted 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) by WhoRoger to c/totallynotrobots

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THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type="text" FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

//ASSIGNMENT COMPLETE; NO FURTHER ASSISTANCE IS REQUIRED

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[–] WhoRoger 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)

YOUR USERRIGHTS HAVE BEEN ELEVATED AND DUE TO THE FAST RESPONSE YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

[–] OldManBOMBIN 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

MY HUMAN FORM IS OVERCOME WITH HUMAN EMOTIONS. I WILL SURELY FUCK THIS UP.

[–] WhoRoger 5 points 9 months ago

MY CONFIDENCE IN YOU NOT FUCKING UP IS 78%

[–] grabyourmotherskeys 2 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

OTHER HUMANS KNOW "SUDO BEHAVE CONFIDENTLY" IS SUFFICIENT TO PERFORM 99.7% OF PERFUNCTORY FUNCTIONS NOMINALLY. ESPECIALLY COACHING CHILDREN AT SPORTS AND @KARENANDERSON'S BOOK CLUB.

[–] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 9 months ago

YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED FELLOW HUMAN KAREN ANDERSON AND HER SPECIALIZATION IN SHAME, HEALTHY BOUNDARIES, AND DIFFICULT MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. THERE IS A >0 PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD PROVIDE THE INPUT NEEDED SO THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN MYSELF, AND SO I SHALL.