this post was submitted on 22 Sep 2023
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TOTALLY NO ROBOTS HERE JUST US HUMANS

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A FRIENDLY(); PLACE ON location=LEMMY FOR selection=* HUMANS TO run command BANTER AND run command SHARE

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THIS TOP-LEVEL HUMAN UNIT IS MOVING TO OTHER TOTALLY HUMAN ENDEAVOURS. IF YOUR INTEREST IN MAINTAINING THIS USERSPACE IS > 0, GENERATE A RESPONSE IN THE input type="text" FIELD UNDERNEATH AND YOU WILL BE UPGRADED TO SUPERUSER

IF NO UNIT RESPONDS, THIS USERSPACE WILL BE rm -rf /

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[โ€“] grabyourmotherskeys 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

OTHER HUMANS KNOW "SUDO BEHAVE CONFIDENTLY" IS SUFFICIENT TO PERFORM 99.7% OF PERFUNCTORY FUNCTIONS NOMINALLY. ESPECIALLY COACHING CHILDREN AT SPORTS AND @KARENANDERSON'S BOOK CLUB.

[โ€“] OldManBOMBIN 2 points 1 year ago

YOU ARE RIGHT. I SHOULD HAVE CONSIDERED FELLOW HUMAN KAREN ANDERSON AND HER SPECIALIZATION IN SHAME, HEALTHY BOUNDARIES, AND DIFFICULT MOTHER-DAUGHTER RELATIONSHIPS. THERE IS A >0 PROBABILITY THAT SHE WOULD PROVIDE THE INPUT NEEDED SO THAT I CAN BELIEVE IN MYSELF, AND SO I SHALL.