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She didn't kill any of them, but she was the one who dumped each of them.
Two of them she described as people who asked her on a date as a "dare" because "oh look, big scary orc lady, dare you to ask her out"
One of them was one of those hardcore obsessed with "might makes right" survivalist types, who's all "I need to have the biggest strongest mate because I'm so manly nothing else can keep up with me."
One of them was a noble prettyboy who wanted her to "settle down" and be a housewife. To... "domesticate" her, and stop her wandering the land in search of bandits to smite... Which... is really not a good prospect for a traveling paladin. She thought he was nice, but too wrapped up in his idea of what she "should" be to stay with for long.
None of her dating relationships have ever passed a tenday.
I have no idea why she would think someone who is trying to "domesticate" her is a nice person. But I guess it didn't last long enough for the NRE to wear off.
Also I find it funny that Razira dated high-fantasy Andrew Tate
Yeah... I wonder if he'll show up as an antagonist at some point...