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[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'd love to join the rap

And stay in bed

But I've gotta go to work

Or I won't get fed

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s what I tell my cat
When she’s on my lap sleeping
But she tells me that’s a serve of bullshit, heaping
'Cause she know that food comes from the cupboard and a tin
And not from whatever other place I’ve been

(today’s bonus hint: if you want to do single line breaks, put a double space at the end of the line and hit enter once)