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hypocrisy (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by Gruntyfish to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 111 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (3 children)

"No offense, but..."

[Offends]

[–] [email protected] 30 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"Needless to say,..."

[Says it anyway]

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I like the idea of people saying "Needless to say..." and then just ending their sentence, leaving you wondering what they planned to say.

[–] [email protected] 13 points 1 year ago

That's a fantastic joke from Futurama. At Farnsworth's...roast?...Bender steps to the podium and says "And now, a man who needs no introduction, " and walks off.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Needless to say

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm sitting here for 16 hours now wondering about what you wanted to say!

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Needless to say I know it neither

[–] [email protected] 20 points 1 year ago

"I don't wanna talk about it..."

[Proceeds to talk about it for 15 straight minutes]

[–] CaptainBlagbird 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm not racist, but [racist shit]

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

"I'm not racist but I prefer oranges over apples." – "But that's not racist at all." – "I literally said I'm not racist."