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Have you tried letting them track everything you do for ~~targeted~~ personalized ads that will absolutely nail what you want? /s
That’s the neat part: They just assume if you’re watching sports you like beer, trucks, and dick pills
Are you really going to sit there and try to tell me that Patrick Mahomes eating wings doesn't make you want to immediately drop what you're doing and go to wing stop!?
They should personalize ads to my bank account balance