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[–] [email protected] -1 points 1 year ago (5 children)

Who uses semicolons in Javascript?

[–] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] tkarika 25 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

In that sentence, we use "programmer" singular, because "every" is singular, though referring to many

All real programmers

Every real programmer

Each real programmer

No real programmer

It's pretty arbitrary

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Old habits die hard. Learned JS, CSS and C++ all the same year about a decade ago.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

People who like minimizing the amount of bug fixing.