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'You're fine. You're vaccinated': Anti-vax Fox News host goes dead silent after co-host calls her out for vaccine status (www.dailydot.com)

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[–] Agent641 90 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You are anti-vax because youre a paranoid conspiracy theorist.

I am anti-vax because I crave death.

straightens tie

We are not the same.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA 51 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'm antivax because I sell tiny coffins and business was slow

[–] Agent641 23 points 1 year ago

slaps roof of tiny coffin

"This bad boy can fit exactly one antivaxxer's kid..."

[–] dojan 29 points 1 year ago (4 children)

There are nicer ways to go than covid. Like overzealous erotic asphyxiation. Get you a nice hunk to choke you to death.

[–] Agent641 25 points 1 year ago

You offering? 👉👈

[–] samus12345 3 points 1 year ago

Also lots of ways that don't risk taking other people with you.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You could always ask David Carradine for tips. Wait...

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Bungie cord 6 inches too long...so they leave an impression.