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So how much HP does Bojack Horseman have?
If a human has 1 (according to another comment) and a horse has 15, then I'm going to say that a "horseman" has 8.
What about a centaur?
That's a tough one. They're also half and half, but they're more horse where it counts for HP than Bojack.
Hmm... let's say 13. Because a human torso is probably heavier than a horse head. Final answer.
A horse only has 4 limbs, while a centaur has 6 limbs, so centaur must be stronger, right?
Yes. A centaur can use the hands to drag itself forward with a rope. Extra CP right there!
Extra what now?
Centaur power, baby! 💪💪🦵🦵🦵🦵
Centipedes be like.
Would a centaur have double sets of organs? Like two hearts, four lungs, etc.?
My question I guess is more, is the human part self-sufficient? Could you amputate the horse and end up with just the upper body of a human, and would it be functional?
Honestly I give him like 0.5hp. Have you seen how lazy that horseman is?