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Are you not blind after staring at ABAP?
Can you bleach my eyes with some really bad ABAP code? I've never seen ABAP and I want to feel scared
Let me introduce you to Cobol ...
Classic ASP for the win ...
No, pleeease grandpa, I don't wanna sweep the cobwebs off the server rack
I'm not gonna lie, I haven't seen ABAP in 10 years and was only briefly familiar with it. But I did what one does and asked GPT4 for some tax computation ABAP.
Oh that looks awful. Maybe it’s just because I don’t know how to read it, but the fact that it is similar to SQL (definitely pronounced sequel at this time) messed with my head
Oh my, that's an abomination, I'm literally squinting my eyes to read it. That
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tho, that's where I draw the line °~°