EDIT: I didn't realize the anger this would bring out of people. It was supposed to be a funny meme based on recent real-life situations I've encountered, not an attack on the EU.
I appreciate the effort of the EU cookie laws. The practice of them just doesn't live up to the theory of the law. Shady companies are always going to find a way to be shady.
https://www.healthline.com/ - has a two-click "disable all", but if you choose it you get a static site with 10 of their articles https://anon.healthline.com/