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Delta flight returns after passenger has diarrhea ‘all the way through’ plane (www.theguardian.com)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/nottheonion

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[–] SulaymanF 20 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (2 children)

This article is not making it clear what happened. Diarrhea in the seat, aisles? They had to turn back because quantity, smell, or passenger dehydration?

Edit: seems one of the links shows the carpet.

[–] [email protected] 25 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Most importantly: what did they order? Was it the fish?

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I just wanted to say good luck. We're all counting on you.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue

[–] kescusay 2 points 11 months ago

Roger, Roger.

[–] [email protected] 14 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (3 children)

They do actually. Right at the top they explain that

"Passengers re-board flight to Spain after eight-hour delay while social media posts describe flight crew mopping up mess"

There's also a video linked that show a trail of diarrhea in the aisles

https://twitter.com/fl360aero/status/1699209346725343743

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Oh my god, it's worse than I imagined.

[–] SulaymanF 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

How is that possible? It HAD to have been a kid running without pants on staining the whole aisle… right?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

I can imagine that they were making a mad dash for the toilet and didn't make it. They thus were leaking it along the aisle while still trying to get there.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

That link is staying blue

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

You made better choices than I did