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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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Great Satire Writing:
Please don't tempt me, I am barely holding on.
On the plus-but-not-really side, for those of us barely hanging on, the "until you run out of money" part is like a single pay period, so it's not all that tempting.