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[โ€“] [email protected] 32 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I've been jobless for around 2 years now because of depression and shit, finally got back into working and I hate myself for not starting up my world of warcraft career back up. I could be a wow king by now ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ˜‚

[โ€“] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago

As someone who is currently neglecting their offline life again becausenof that game (Classic Hardcore goes brrr) - be glad that you didn't :D

[โ€“] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

I've done that before. When I quit I stood in Orgrimar and gave out 10,000 gold to everyone who asked. That was a shit load of gold back then, although it might not be now. But I completely changed the Azeroth life of a dozen or so people.