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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money
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You simply need a diversified portfolio of assets, then you do shorts but don't do puts or something.
I actually have no idea what any of that means, but I have a friend who does stocks stuff and that's the sort of thing he says lol.