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Report: You Could Quit Job Right Now And Just Play PS5 Until You Run Out Of Money (www.theonion.com)
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[–] 9tr6gyp3 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Isn't the banana market run by cartels now?

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] 9tr6gyp3 1 points 1 year ago

Thanks for the link. Merry Labor Day!

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I couldn't say, but avocados are a cash crop utilized by cartels

[–] 9tr6gyp3 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

So are you telling me to fund terrorism?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Pretty sure that's the American dream?

[–] [email protected] -3 points 1 year ago

I'm not telling you to do anything. You are the master of your own self