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5e? Pathfinder? No. There can only be one Best RPG Of All Time! (i.imgur.com)

submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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Another post here claimed 5e was too complicated. To that person, I can only say, you're welcome. These rules are extremely simple and always apply!

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[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"American" hair color means your hair is an animated gif of the american flag blowing in the wind (regardless of actual weather conditions), which is somehow fully visible from any angle. You also have a bald eagle nesting in that hair. The eagle dual wields AK-47s.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Much as I suspected. I'll be taking that one. The eagle will be named Cullum, which was Alvin York's middle name, for an obligatory obscure reference.