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[โ€“] [email protected] 53 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Even if cats could talk, and could definately see the stripes, I'm convinced that they wouldn't tell anyone.

[โ€“] Crapattf2 24 points 1 year ago

They'd gossip about them with other cats behind your back

"Kevin's stripes make him look like a moron"

\ Kevin whistling while sweeping the kitchen oblivious to the fact that he has stripes let alone stupid looking ones and that cats can talk