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Republicans Urge Americans To Look Away From McConnell Or Else They Too Shall Freeze
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I like to imagine that during these freezes, he’s actually having out of body experiences wherein he visits Hell, and sees the fiery fate and torments that awaits him when finally slips this mortal coil.
It's just his handler touching base.
Comunicating with Biden :)