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Nah, of the things pictured I'd go with money and find love the old-fashioned way.
Being Superman is probably the best. Functionally immortal, perfect disguise is just 1 pair of glasses away so you can still find love, hold the world hostage for unlimited money you can move through a swiss bank.
Sure, you can find true love but but you can never have sex again. No human would be able to survive your orgasms
"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom, and that'd kill him" - Brodie Bruce