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That would be two thousand $5 purchases.
At two purchases per day, that's about 2 years, 9 months.
At one purchase a day, that's about 5 years 6 months.
At two purchases per week, that's about 19 years 3 months.
At one purchase for week, that's about 38 years, 5 months.
Sandwiches are about $5. I eat a lotta sandwiches.
Who's your sandwich guy?
Yeah but you're going to eat something right? So it's probably fine.
But you have to clean up afterwards.
I like sandwiches, I eat them all the time.
All the time? Even right now?
I eat them for my breakfast and I eat them for my lunch. If I had a hundred sandwiches I'd eat them all at once.
Thats a shockingly short period of time. Assuming two why not purchases a week, the average person spends $40,500 in their 78year lifespan.
The two a day spenders total out to $283,600.