Unethical Life Pro Tips

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An Unethical Life Pro Tip (or ULPT) is a tip that improves your life in a meaningful way, perhaps at the expense of others and/or with questionable legality. Share your best tips you've picked up throughout your life, and learn from others!

ULPT Rules:

Tips must be unethical, tips that are ethical will be removed.
Tips must provide some benefit to you.
Post titles must begin with "ULPT" or "ULPT Request", and should be descriptive. The title should explain the gist of the ULPT without needing a description. Post that are walls of text will be deleted at the mods discretion.
No tips about rape, murder, suicide, or any tips that violate Geneva Convention laws.
No tip lists, each individual post should be about a single tip. This includes links to articles that list tips.

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submitted 1 year ago by Viking_Hippie to c/unethicallifeprotips

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[–] Viking_Hippie 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You don't. You have to keep it for the rest of your life then pass it on through your family for at least 5 generations. It's the only way to break the curse.

Kidding aside, the actual answer from the EPA

[–] glimse 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

"You Dump It, You Drink It"

Got it, pouring myself a glass this morning

[–] Viking_Hippie 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Pretty sure the latter was meant as punishment for the former, but far be it from me to dictate your breakfast, I guess 🤷

[–] glimse 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I read the big letters and stopped there!

[–] Viking_Hippie 3 points 1 year ago

'MURICA! 🫡

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

It talks about the benefits of recycling, and not how it is done....