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[–] AssPennies 14 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Reminds me of the Family Guy episode where Brian owes Stewie money, but rather than pay the debt back, Brian buys a disguise to hide from Stu.

So trump doesn't have money to pay for the $200k Georgia bond, but he has the money to pay for ~~a mustache~~ marketing this bullshit?!

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

He knows getting a bond is a better story than "billionaire isn't phased by every day felon things" to his base.