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[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I'm more about increasing spaces exponentially to really highlight how important each line is

public boolean function() {
 if (method()) {
   if (otherMethod()) {
       for (Object o : list()) {
               if (o.isAlive()) {
                               return false;
               }
       }
   }
 }
 return true;
}

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

Good, good. The less consistency the better.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

Use the Fibonacci series so you can smugly claim your code incorporates the gold ratio