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Republican Presidential Candidates Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate
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I had to squint hard to see if this was nottheonion
It's obviously the onion. Republicans only care about your genitals, not theirs.
I heard they don't even wash theirs.
They care about their own genitals too. All wankers do.
Republican Presidential Debate Moderators Undergo Mandatory Genital Checks Ahead Of First Debate