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submitted 1 year ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago

And months later you'll find out, that your change completely fucks over some internal optimizer statistic and causes the DB to turn into lava.

I definitely don't know that, because of several hour long outages and millions of lost revenue.