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[–] Tedesche 10 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Anyone with experience here want to weigh in on whether cum tastes salty to begin with?

[–] [email protected] 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just taste it, it won’t hurt you

[–] Tedesche 4 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Neither will my own shit, I'm still not doing it. Doesn't matter, I looked it up. It apparently does taste a bit salty.

[–] Pregnenolone 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Eh shit is way more likely to hurt you than semen. Semen is literally just sugars and proteins and water with little sea monkeys in it

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

sea monkeys

Lmao

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Well your own shit could make you sick.

[–] Ddhuud 2 points 2 years ago

What are you afraid of?

[–] Pregnenolone 18 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

It’s very lightly salty but it wouldn’t make you feel dehydrated or anything. It’s not an amazing taste but doesn’t make me want to spit it out.

Yes it can be sweetish but I would be worried if it were too sweet.

Edit: Likely to lightly, yes I've tasted it lol

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Interesting you say this, over the years I’ve been told my semen is sweet and salty, almost cinnamon flavored. But, I eat a lot of Cinnamon Toast Crunch cereal, so I’m curious… but I’m also to chicken to find out myself. ¯\(ツ)

[–] Diprount_Tomato 6 points 2 years ago

Bro is a professional cum taster

[–] Tedesche 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I looked it up and this article would seem to confirm your description. Thank you for helping me reach my daily quota of useless knowledge.

[–] somethingsnappy 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I've had it described as tasting like mangoes. Seems appropriate.

[–] Tedesche 6 points 2 years ago

Interesting. Pretty sure it's more appropriate to say it tastes like mangoo though.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Weird, mine is not salty at all. It can also be a bit bitter tho, depending on the diet.

[–] boeman 1 points 2 years ago

But is it Swedish?

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I always smell a slight tinge of chlorine in mine.

[–] DicksMcgee43 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 6 points 2 years ago

What are you, my psychiatrist?

[–] Diprount_Tomato 3 points 2 years ago

B-but the tiktok challenge

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Reminds me how they used to tell if someone was diabetic or not 💦