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f̴̡̨̰̤͖̭̻̖̻̥̟̲̓̀̐̐̓̈̀̕͠õ̷̙͍̲̳͕͙͖͚͎͌͒̃̀̌͐̂͒̕͝ͅr̸̘̺͍̣̩̣̬͌̑̍̈́̅̕͝ͅ ̸̟̥̠͉͚̱͉̺̹͓̾̓̈̂̀̈͌͐̽̋́͂͝͠͠(̸̨͎͉͓̹͚̈́̈́͂͝͠j̷̡̛̬́̀̄̌̈́͊̕ ̷̫͑̆=̶̢̫̥̝̣̙̖̥̣̾̀͑́͛̆̉̕ ̴̡̣̬̼͓͇̟̠̞̝̂̾ͅ0̴̯̦̩̻̘̝̯́͛͂̉̏̈́̎͠;̷̛̝͚̫͇̭͎̪̟̤͋̊̀̅ ̶̱̑̍͋̐͗́̓j̷͍͇̖̦͍͎̰͙̯̃̂̈̒͗͋͆͗̅̚ ̴̡̛̬͙̫̭̪̻̭͚̥͉͖͑͌̀̽͋̿̈̍͋͊̂̊̚͜≮̢̨̛͍̲̞̍̏́͐̿̈́̿͛̅̄͜ ̴̨̳͖̱̞̬̹̠̗͔̠̙̩̗̋̎̾̌̽͆̎̋̔͠ͅy̷͎͚̽͗͋̋̽r̴̢̨̡̛͉̜̰͚͇͎̘̄̎͒̓̽̅̆̊͐̓̌̽͠é̶̲̹̑̆͗͊̀̏̇̐͗͘͜͝s̴̢̛̩̬̖̩̞̞͒̈́̍͒͜͝͝;̵̰͕̬͂͆͆̂̌͂̀̋̇̋͝ ̷̨͓̹̳͙̰̳̰̝͚̝͔̫̬̀̓̀̿̈́̆̋̃͊͘͜j̷̡̡̢̠̭̲͔͎̮̰̣͕͚͇̱̄́̇̌̄+̴̡̜͍̘̮̦̠̜͍̏̽͛̌́͗̃͊̃̕+̵̛̪̬̫̬̣̥͙̼̟͙̖̒͛͆͛́͑̈̆͛̽̚͜)̵̨̡̙̖͕̙͈̜̫̗̳̲̈̾ ̶̡̛̞͔̲͔̬̐͋̓̓̔̑̽͒{̴̧̨̤̙̘̲̥̻͎̈́̓̋̀͒̾̈̋̍͗̂́͌̕͜ ̸͈̫̣̥̠̫̙͙̃͂͊͒̒͋̄͑̏̚͠ͅ ̸̧͉̰̹̻̝̟̻̓͊̈́̓̆͑̈̿̀̅̾̈́̔̒͜͜ͅ ̸̨̙͓̪͇̦̖̗̹͔̤͍̃͑̐ ̸͉͓̼̞̇́́̀̃͌͒͘ ̴͈̳̭̹̻̞̬͎̠͌̃͝y̴̲̠͓͖̫̹̙̖̻͚͔̿͆̀̀̉̓̈́͘̕͠ͅ ̸͇͚̰͈̘̣͉̬̌̏̅͂͆͊̈̄̅̈́͠͠=̵̬̫͕̺͚̬̩̞͙͔̹͖͂ ̶̧̛̬̥͈̰͖̫͚̥̼̥̦̭́͋͐̊͛́͆͆͛̚y̸̳̾̅̈̈́̂́̊̋̐̽m̴͉̯̳̠̣̥̑̐̕a̶͚̳̣̼̬͖̱̿͑͌͐̓̓̌͒̑́́͜x̶̨̨̛̛͓͈͍̜̝͇̜͉͈̰̓̋͆̊͋̎́̔͛̏͘͘͝ ̸̗̠͔͓͙̥̯̋̄̌̎̊ͅ-̵̛͇̟̣̆̅̚ ̶̛̌͂͒͑̍̽̓͜j̵̛̫̪̼͙̇̕ ̶̸̧͍̳̣͈͇͇̼̱̠̭̤̜͕̫̗̝̟̬̪̳̖̤̜̌̏̀̔͆̅̈̔̾͐͆͒́̂͝ͅ ̷̱͇̱̳̗̱̓̔̌̂͑̈́͋́͊͐̈́̕̚͜͠͠d̶̼̞̰̟̩̹̯͇̓͜ͅͅy̸͉̑̀͑̐̏͐̍̀͜͝͠;̷̨͔͖̥̫̣͉͖̭̳͇̊̂̀͗͊̇̕͜ͅ ̸̨̛̘̬̤̩̦̞̤͖̤͖̈̂͒́͐͠͝͝ ̵̪̘̦̺̰̩̲͉̬͊̂̇̏̽̓̀̍̀̚̚͜͝͝͝ ̴̫͍̄̑̓́͛͗ ̴̺̔͛̽͒ ̵̧̳͕͍͍͋͆̈́̀̀̎̄̐̔̂̂̋̚͜͠͝f̷͍̙̘̫̲͉̮̪̮͈̖̹͒̈́͠o̶̥̝͕̤̖͉̫̟̞͍̿͐͗͋̐̽̅͒͘͜r̶̡̗̻̣͍̯͚̫̥̺̘̜͐͐̐̋͑̿͂̇̔͂͂͝(̴̰̩̱̼͓̯̖̪̖͈͊̂͒̈i̵͙̓͒͒̎̀̑̓͊́͗̔͛̅̚ ̵̦̤̭̙̖͙̰̼͓̗̣̙̙͂́̒͑͜=̷̡͙̘͓͚͉̪͓͔̲̣̈́̕ͅ ̷̢̢̭͇̳͍͖̜̩̗̩̙̆0̶̡̛͕͆̄̑͛́̽̀͂̓͊̈͋͝͝;̸̢͕̰̝̘̋͌̂̇͂̾̉́̃ ̶̢͍͖͈̤͙͔͎̝͂̂̈̀̆̃̈́͑̄̑̓̕͘͜ì̴̜̼̦̞͕̠͚̘͕̼͇̼̉́̐̈́̋̀̑̈͛̚͜ ̴̨̻̖͈͖́̄̍̓̓̀̒̈́͗͐̏̔̑̇̕<̶̨̛̛̝̼̯̓́̔̈̈́̎̓͒̒̓͂̀͝ ̸͈̖͖̯̰͓̭̦̙͓̰͋̓̑̐͐̔̓̈̚͜͝x̷̯͖̳̼͎͙͚̖̫̹̿͛̏̕ŗ̶̦̩͈̗̝͔̮̙̋ͅë̸͙͎̝̯̫͚́̃͜͝s̶̨͉̬̮̭̻̬̦͚̪̀̑̊̾̂̍̔̆̄;̴̨̭̜͔̄̿͆̇̈́̈́͊͗̈̔̇̃̈́͠ ̵̞̫̦̞̯̗̞͍͓͚̱͔̄̒͗̅̈́̾̉̐͋͒̉̉i̵̱̔+̶̠̝̗͉̇̆̽̐̿̌̈́̎͜͝+̷͉̜̽̇̒͛̄̈́̾́̽̑͆͒̂̔͛)̵̫̋͠ ̸̢͇̪̲̪͉̰̟̤̫͎̲̱͈͐̔{̴̢̧͖͔̮̳̙͓̫̤̰̩̰͕̣͆̓̒ ̶̡̧̺̥͙̳̣͙̰̰͙̲͔̙̝̈́̄͊̓͐͊̄́̓̐̚͝ ̵̡̢̧̧̨̜̗̦̥̞̱̽̓̀͆̆͐̄̄̅̌́̀̂̕͘ ̶̡̙͙͇͚̞͎̂̎̈́̉͂͛̄̎͝ ̷͙͓̯̣̱̜̬̱͎͕͍̗̿͋̾ ̵̛͔͎͇͍̩̞̣̥͎̪̩͖͕͗͝ͅ ̸̧̨̙̺̩̯̦͇͕̾̄͑̔͛́ ̶̬̥͔̪̝́̆̓̀̍͗̈́̋̒ͅḑ̷̗̤̰́͂̾̐͌̔̀̔̊̏̐͒͘ȏ̵̧̞̯̥̩͔̻̝͙͛́̄͌͆̈́̄̀́̚͜͜͠͝ͅų̷̞͈̖͖̰͕̅͗̓͛̈̈́̄̓̈́͘͘͝b̶̯͉͙͓͓̪͉̖̺͖̌̂ļ̶̤̤̬̝̠̝̳̺̼̗̋͆͂̎̆̏͂̏̚̚͠͠͝ͅĕ̶̘̪͑̑ ̸͇̳̭͚̥̠̭̠̻̣̩͂ǘ̴̢̨̧͓̩̖̪̪̤̣̝̪͓͙͉͊̈́̀̑̇͌̑͗̈́͋̐̓̉͝ ̸̧̛̩͎͓̻͇̦̔̋͆̄̃̆̔͆̀̋̈́̏̚͝=̷͔̲̫̭̝̤̟̙̤̳̠̫͓̺̻̓̈́̄̈́̃ ̵̦͔͋́̉̊̾̊͊͊̾̔̀͒́͘͜͜ͅ0̵̯̌͒͛̽͆.̸̹̈́͑̄̊̐͌0̶̨̧͕̲͇͕̼̭̮̿͑̉̇̒̿̾͐͠͠ͅ;̵̨̝͉̫̙͉̠̤͛̾̅̋̎̀̈́̽́̕͝͠͝ ̶̡͇͉̗̞̤̪̯͕̥́̔̿̏͊͌́̊̋̂̚͝ͅ ̷̫̱̹̤͂́̈̐̐̊̓̉̿͐̒̚͘͝ ̸͎̥̼͎̤̜̪͇̇̀̀̄͛͑̈́͠ ̴̢̘̰̺̺͓̬̪̔̊̋̀͌̂̍͗͘̚͝͠ ̷̢̌̀ ̸̡̛͊̉̏̒̍́̋̓̑͊̓̕͝ ̶̹̿̂́͝d̴̢̠̺̣̱̗̳̼̹̻̖͉̜̜̬̈́̋̿́͂̒͠ǫ̵͇͗̽́̒͘͘ū̸̢̫͓̤̳̖̦̬͕̹̫̹̟̦͆͝b̵͚͉͐̿͌͗̽̓̎ľ̸̺̗̝̟̰̓͋͛̃̃̀ȩ̶͇̲̪͗͋́̒̒̍̇̃͠͝͝ ̴̛̺͕͚̒́̎͊͛̿̕͜͝͝v̷͙̳̳̱͉͓̏͒͌͒̅̈́̍͝=̵̱̭͎̳̇̏͌́ ̴̡̛͍̼͎̲̻̦̙̬̆̎̏̈̓͐̑̇́̀́̔͘͜0̸̧̘̝͈̘͉͈̻̝̞̋̂̇̈͗̈́͒́̆̎̾̿͒͘͝ͅ.̴̨̜̻̮̦̣͈̮̓͒̈́̈́̆͊̒͂̓͂͝0̴̢̛͚͙̞̭̭̼͖͛̏̃̆́̈́̾̈́̀ͅ;̸̡̽ ̴̡̜̺̩̼͈̺̦̔̒ͅ ̶̢̨̛͈̥̭̰̞̳̓̉͊̊̓̅̅̍͒̆̈ ̶̭̰͍̠̺̼̗̠̣̳̳̻́̍͌̔̐͛ͅ ̵̢̬͔̤̤̰̏̀̊̋̐̎ͅ ̵͎̥̹̝̥̪̫̖͛͊̌̾̇͜ͅ ̵̡̭̩̪̤̖̏͌̀̾̄̈́̆̉͘̚͝ ̶̨̼̗̝̤͈͈̗̎̀̓̈́̔́̏̑͠͝d̶̤̳̟̪̔͑̋̇̾͑̿̏̅̍̈́͝ǫ̶̨͇͇̖̙̲͎͎̟͍̮̱͉͂̉̀̾̋̊͂̆͝ư̶̜̙̘̈͊̓͋͛̽͑̀̈̃́̔̓̔b̴̨̨͎̹̫̦̳̫̱̼̜̃̄̏̾̀̌̇͑̓̈́͂͂̇̏͜l̴̨̨̞̲̙̫̟̯͙̥̪͊e̴̱̺̱͝ ̸̗̈́̃̽͑͌̓̓̂̈́͂̿̋̚͠ǔ̷̞̼͖̥͗̂̑͗͠2̵̢̨̻̥̖̗̩̖͕̭̈́̅͂͗ͅ ̴̡̢̗̥̳̫̹̩̪̪͚͕̣͓̖̔́́͘=̵̨̳̥̻͎̙͋͋ ̸̢̧̢̛͈͍̰̠͇̟̄̋͑̄͆̈̀̍̐́́̑͋ͅu̴̠̲̰̯͚̖̞͙̯͚͚͕̅̀̓͒̑ ̶̸̙͍̘̰̻͇̗̯̼̱̭̜̲̮̫͖͚̖̻͂̀̀̊̍̉̈͌̋͊̽̌̐́̎͘ͅ ̶̨̡̡̛̭̻͓͖͙̝͈̤̑̀̈͐̃ȗ̸̧̨͎̬̺̣̥͖̥̣̦̞̫̺̎͛̕;̷̞̞̻̳̩͕̈́͐̾̊̓̐́̄͊̔́̽ ̴̧̧̫̪̟̭̹͙̰͔̗͍͛̀̇̆͂͋̒͊̎̈́̐̽͠͠ͅͅ ̷̛͙̪͔̫̥̠̪̭͍͔͉̙̋̿̀̑̃̔͜ ̶̡̡̯̜̲͎̦͇̗͈͓̱̜͊̋̋̊͗̓̆͐̋͠ ̸̧͚͍̮̲̰̗̲͖̬̰̀̑̊͆̄̒͛̃̄̚̕͠ͅ ̴̛̭̗̲̮͈̝̟̹̜̜̯͇͕̓̎͛̎̿̔̂͛͊̂̒̕ ̵̰͆͊͌̿ ̷̢̧̡̩̺͎̯̥͕̈́d̶͉̒̑o̸̧̤̱̖̻͓̤̻̦͍͈̬̎̂͜ư̴̭͍̬͉̲͕̻̽͐̈́̈͐̌̕b̵͖̉̀͑̂̀͝l̶͙̈̌̈́̚̚ȩ̸̼̘̅́͂͊̊͒̉̈́̽͌͜ͅ ̸͈̋͘͝v̶̨̩̹̜̱̝̮̞̭̖̤̇̿̿̏̀̽͒͌̎2̶̛͎̼̪̦͙̼̫̹̦̥͇͚̇̂̾̀͋ ̶̰̎̔͊=̴̬̳̻̖̊͐̿̈́͛͆͐̌̒͆͑́̂͝ ̴̢̳̗͕̩͖̫͔̝͕͉̰̲͋̏̌̇͗̕v̸̷̡̡̡̯͕̤̰̭͚̮̗̯̯͚̱̩̱̘̈́̀̂͒̂̇̐̋͋̀̆͆́͛̑̎̒̚̕͘͠͝͝͠͝ͅͅv̷̧̯̜̀̈́͒͒̾̐͗̕̕;̴̡̙̠̪͙͚͈͕̄͒̀̔̀̍͌͘ͅ ̸̧̡̛̛͔͓͔͓̰̲̯͓͙̻̺͎̐̇̔̅͜ ̴̢̢̡͍̭̟͈̤̮͎̰̠̹͆̌̓̆̓͂̇̆̅̿̒͂̏̂̕ ̸̜͓̗͎̼͉̰̟̟͎͊̀̑̒̈̏̀̚͘͠ ̷̢̳̫̹̱̝͚͐̅̈́̾̔͌̈́͋̏̓̿̃͘ ̵̫̫̦͉̈͒́̀̑̇͜͠ ̸̡̛̱̜̲͈̙̞̮̺̭̽̓̈́̿̏́̕ ̶̗̲͓̝̏̃́͊͒͘x̷̠̞̩̀̐̊͐̓͒̕̕ ̶̢̭̞͚̳̣͈̦͇̙̒̾̈́͊̑̊͋̿̄̒́͝͠=̶̨̨̧̪̱͖̱̻͓̦̈̈̈̉̈́̈́ ̴̻͚̺͎̰͇̙̝̜͉͕͐̅̓̔̎̂͝x̴͈͔̯͎͇̲̙̤͙̌͌ͅm̸̲̟̳̝̠̃͛͠ḯ̷̡̧̨̟͓̜̜̯͇̙̳̠͗͊̎́͛͋̔̆̃͆͠͠ͅn̶̡͚̮̙̠͖̦̦̻̫̖̱̗̹̟̈́̈́̈́͝ ̷̡̺͎͎͉̖̰͙͕͖̿̈́͑͌͝+̶̢̩̤̜̳̠̺͙͖̙̐͐͘ ̴̢̮̻͎͉̎̋̓͋̃̂̓̓͊̂͛͘̚͠͝į̶̥̯̮̰̬̮̀͗̐̊̅̀̔́͜͜ ̷̷͓̫̖̰̜̝̰͓̃͋̂̿͂́̽̕͝͠ͅ ̴̜͓̩͔̲̅́̾͛̉̏͆̾͒̑̿͘͜͝͝d̶͈̰̖̈́͜͝͠x̸̜͉̗͓̯͍̤̝̞͎̺̤̳̭̂̂;̵̫͈͖̍͒͊̔̍̈̄̇̇́̀̇ ̶̢̧̨̛̦̤̘͇͙̲̺̩̙̠̜̓̂̈́̎͂͋͆̈̏͐ ̸͙̼̩̪͝ ̷̡̜̠̰͙̅̅̾͐̅͊͊̏͊͒͛̋͝ ̸̧̩͖͙̤̝̪̏͆̇́͐̃͌͗̍̈́͐̕ ̴̛͖̥̹̹̰̟̉́͠ ̸̢͍̪͔̮̙̰̲͋̓̅̈́̓̍͒ ̶̢͖̜̫͍̗́̌̍̉̏͒̏̓̃ ̸͇̫̗̼͈̜̙̺̰̫̯̟͉͇͋́͒͑̉̊̀̔͠ ̶̨̖̌̀̀̌͛̒͋̓͊̚͜͝ ̷̥̝̘̦̤̻̘͊̎̄̋̃͐͜ͅ ̶̧̘̖̰͎͇̭̲͚̟̜̝͓̌͋̾́͊̂̾̔̅̽͛͘͝ ̵̬̪̣͍̰̱̼̘̥̩̘̪̦̘̿ͅ ̷̨̟͕͚̮͒͑͆̆̈̊̅͂͝͠ ̷̢̤͕̘̝̙̺̟̙̭͙̏̀̑̽͂͜͠ͅf̷̧͓̖̖̝͓̤̱̠̀̈́͑̈͌̿̊̇o̵̖̟̱̭̗͂̈́̈͘ṟ̵̻̙̙̥͔̥̋̈́̌̑̃̈͑̒̾ ̶̡̢̛͙̪̝̣̳̘͚͊͐̀̌̀̈́̽̈́̅̇̈́̑̽̓(̵̰̫̗̣͇̤̙̱̞̣̤̟̙͒̃̈́́̄̇̚̕͝͝͝͝ͅḱ̷̛̟̾̅̌͌̑̀̈́͌́̀̕̚͠ ̸͚͈͍͇̮͊̃͐͛̋͂̂̏̅̈́͑=̷͍̩̺͎̉̏͗̄̈͝ ̵̡̡̩̻̟͎̮̞̳̳͖̱̃͒̑̽1̸͕̳̰̫̍̉̅̔͊͋̓͛̈̌͝;̸̡̳̬̬̀͊͋̽͂̆͜ ̶̨̢̗̱̤͈̭̈́̂͝͝k̷͎͔͈̤̞̱̮̩̯̩̿͌͘ͅ ̸̡͖̯̥̫̤͚̝͙͓̪̒̀<̶̧̣̟͈̫͍̯̣̹͊͌̑͛͂̆̅͛̚͜͠ͅ ̴̨̡̥̼̲̮͘m̸̯͇̈͊̏̕͜a̸̢̢̞̞̠͙̠̗̹̜̙̓̇͆͒̀̋̅͌̂̇x̷̢̢͖͉̰͙͚̯͕̼̖̙̼̋̉͗̈́̊̂̌̂͐̈́͜͠͠i̶͇͖̅̀̐̐͗̚t̸̥̤̤̼̖̤̫̙̥̠̽̓͂̏̓̇̊̅̈́̈̚͘ë̸͇̳͓̗́̽̊̽͊̎͠͠ŗ̴̧̹̮̬̳̻̪̀̆͛̈̅̔̐͜͠͝ ̴̧̮̫͇̫̝͓͉̱̖̹͚͈̝̲͑̋̀̀̈́̂̈́̈́͌̚̕͝&̷͔͍̻̪̤̭̺̱͉̟͇̤̼̬̣̉̂̑͂̆͂̑̊̄̎̿̿̎͐̚&̵̛̖͉̄̈́́̈́͌̿͗̅̑͝͠ ̴̡̡͇͈̬̮̦̯̯̲̼̯́̎͑͋̀̔̕ͅ(̷̬̹̩̳͉̙͔̀͒͌͒́̑͜͝u̷̯͖̿͒̇̊̍̒͌͊̽̄͠͝2̶̮̙̝͍͔̯̩̽̀͂̊̿́̀͆̕ ̴̹̾̎́͆͌̾̚+̵̧̭̦̤͉̮̫͎͚̊͋̋̅̎͊̽̑͊͘͘ ̵̦̣̙͉̖̱̺͝v̶̜̯̖̟̩̜͎̝̤͙̕͜2̷̛͚̹͓̖̱̞̤̥̹͕̅̒̄͋͠͠ͅ ̶̧͕̮͍̱̖͔̬̼̖͎̜͚̯͓̊͌̅̒̉̅͒̏̀<̶̧̧̹̱̬̹̜̘̯̘̬̬̉̆̋̓̃̅́͐͆͋̑̍̾ ̸͔͈̜̹͓̻͇̲̹̠̝̎̄̈́́̅̃̆̈́̓̈́̚͜͝4̷̟̠̙͚͓͔̻̏̎̈̃͛͛̽̂.̸͔̩̯͍̮͓̙̣̺͓̇̆̽͋̓͑̊́͋̀̓̈͜0̷̡̨̧̤̳̬̤̾̌̕͝͝)̴͖͕͙́͝ͅ;̸̧̧̡̩͙̫͈͔̩̙̝̣̗̈̓̈́̀̚ ̷̻̤̭͔̫̱̫̩̳͇̤̝͂͂̋͑̌̽̐͗͝k̸͍͇̑̔̾̈́͆̎͝+̵͉͔͙̭͈̟̫͓̰͈̅̔̾́̒́͆̉͜͝+̸̨̧̨̧̘͎̞͍̙̗̘͑́̌͐͂̄̎̋̓͘͜ͅ)̶̧̙̰̳̠̠̘̲̬̙́ͅ ̴̡̨̡̛͚͍͓̯̦̺͇̌̀̇̑̌͗̀̓̆̾̾̇͠͝{̷̢̛̙͕̗͕̒͂̈́͘̕ ̵͍̬̘̞̗̥̠͍̥̫̝͇̺͑ ̴̧̪̭̲͙̘͎̀̂̇͐̈́́͑̿̓̈̉ ̵̪̱̐̈́̔̽̆̅̉͑̀̾ ̶̟͚̪̼̥̰͔̱̭̰̇͛̈́̽̕ ̴̯͍͚̹̜̠̺̖̗̼͆̓̍̓̅̈̈́͆͑̾͆̊͝ ̶̡̨͍͖̭̘̳͓̤́̉͑̚͠ ̴̨̧̗̣̞̿͂́̕ ̴̢̧̧̛̯̳̀̅̀̍̄͌̍̀́̓̀͘͘ ̸͉̘̯̐̓͜ ̶̡̢̬͕̹͈͂͐͊̀ ̶͕̪̻͉̜͓̯͔̝̹̳̑̽̎͋̓͌̉̒̈̋̒̄͒̉͜͜ ̶̡͎̠̞̰̠͇̳͇͚̲̟̫̉́͑̊͜͝ ̶̧̛̦̰̻̪v̷̧͙͔̟̱͓̻̥̠̞̣͔͈̋͂͋̒̋̍ ̶̧̻̝͓̈́͒́̓̉́͑͛̒̑̏̇̐̚͝≠̛͉̅̐̾͒̄̐͗̄̚͝ ̷̬͓̂̈́̈́̎̑̀͆̓̾̈̐̕ͅ2̴̢͖̘͚̫͓̞͚͎̝̼̯͈͆͛̀͜ͅ ̴̴̧̨̨͎͖̤͚͎͔̘̮͔̏͛̈́͋̐̂̀͋̋͆̓́̾́̎̇͠͝ͅͅ ̴͉̲̦͇̗͌̎̀͐̾̃̆͝u̶̡̨͎̹͇̺̹̼̫͉̻̺̠̣̐̇̐̈̅̽̎̕͘̕ ̴̴̡̧̨̝͔̘̞̗̞̼̪̺̦̞̘̬̠͉͐́͐̒́̿͛̓͗̇̽̐̀̄̀̚̕̕͘͝ ̴̝̮̹͚̮͎̏͂̈́̽̊̍͐͒̄̑v̴̢̡͍̖͍̭̘̲̝̲̭̲͈͒́̈́̌̂̍̑́̈́̂͐͛̕͝ ̵̧̛̬̺̪̫̺͗̾͗̆͋̆́́̐̒͌͆͜͝+̷͖̘͖̱͎͖͚̜̻̍̓̈́̊̂̏̿͘̚͜ ̵̢̛̘͉̤̠͍̟̮̘̝͓̭̳͚̓̓̈́̔̇́̓̓̓̑͊͒̈͘y̷̛̖͚̪̦̦͍͎̯̺͉̙̓̿͛̚̚;̷̡̢̛̜̝͎̺͚̟̙̗͓̃̽̑͐̾̈́̑͒̐̂͛̚ͅ ̶̨̰͍̣̳̈́̓̾ ̵̻̟̙̖̅̈́̈́͌͋̐̿́̆͂͘͜͠ ̵̡͎͈̭͔̜͊̓̊̈́̾́̍̈́̐̒̚͜ ̸̣̥̟̜̏͝ ̸̢͍̪̘̤̱̓̈͒̈̏̋̈͋̽̈́͝ ̸̧̳̮̥̜̫̟̦̺̙̼̟̘̖̿̊̿̔͐͌̄̓̎͗̀̕̚͠ͅ ̵̡͍͎̙͈̰̲̑͜͝ͅ ̷̼̃̍̒̈́͂̕͝ ̴̨̝̖͋͛̆͗͌̿̂̒̆̀̅̄͘͠ ̸̼̗͖̺̦̭̞̖̊̆͆̾̿̈́͠ͅ ̶̡͕̰̦͎̽̀ ̵̢̲̞̟̳͋̓̎̎͒ ̴̰̭͚̞̜̺̊̇̄̂̀̾̃̕ͅŭ̴̡͙̽̉̑̃̇̍̒̔̈́̉ ̴͔̩̭̙̬̙̺̪͕͉̦̟̦̥̫̀͐=̴͖̼͕͌̾̑̈͊͘͝ ̵̨̡̣̝̱̯̺͔̬̞̙̫̟̗̽̏̓̈́͒̐̅͋̽͝͝ů̴͔̪͕̙̝̙̪̣̹̒̔̏͛̈́̑̈́̈́͛͘̚͜͠͠͝2̸̰͎̲͎̙͉̱̾͐̀ ̸̢̼͎̗͊̄̒͐̈́̉͠-̸̡̞̤̰̠͉̆̌̚͜͠ ̶̯̳͚̭͕̪̖͓̳̅̋̆̓̚͝v̶̧̛̛̥̝̝̭̦̩̮̘̓̓̉̿͝2̵̡̡̛͓̖̺͙̗̤̠̥͚͙̿̉̏͜ ̴͇͉͕͊̊̋̅͂͋̀͐͐̉̇̓̑͠+̷̢̡̧̩̜̳͎͚͓̱͖̖̭͕̗́̈͌̐̎͛̐̒́̕ ̷̢̭̹͚̪̬͍̦͍̺͐̔̅́ͅx̸̨̗̽̀̀̅͜;̴͙̥̯̺̹͇̽ͅ ̸̛̛̳̞̘̲͓̭̩̖̗̫̜̩̈́̀͊́̂̏̾̐́͂̾͜ͅ ̶̼̔̀͆́͑͛́̒̂͛̎̚͝ ̷̛̹͔̩̝̔̋̀̏̉̑͑̋̾͒̆͒͜͝ ̴̣̜̦͓̞̦̬̤͑̋̉̂̀̆̓̿̂̇̆̑ͅ ̵̧͈̜͉̯̟̑̔̇͐̌̈́͐ ̸͉͔͕̘̘̻́͌͋́̅͒̃̅̎̈́ ̴̛͓͊͗̈́̊̆͊ ̵̘̗̺͖̈́͒̈͂̏ ̶̨̰̩̗͇̩̅͠ ̴̨̗͖͖̦͖̺̩̲̪͔̫̋ ̶͉̖̫͓̻̥͓͔̰͌̂̿̚ ̵͇̙̟̼̱̭̹̟͕̒͒̿̃͂͗̂̉͠ ̸̧̛̲̭̝̠͓̋͑̌́̈̐͋͗͊̔̊̽̃̚ͅų̶̡̢̺̞̤͉̬̫̳̤̬͐̑̎̌̉̇̉̓̚͠͝ͅ2̶̨̧̳̫̬͚͉̼̠̎̇͆̈́̓̋̔͗̑̈̽̓͑̕͜͝ ̴̣̥̺͚̭̞̭̯͔̦̓̎̆͋=̴̧̢̧̥͕̻̠̟̦͇̺̪̥̯̰̉̎̿̐̂̍̚ ̸̳̫̼̲̫̙̙͎̀̏͂̎͘ͅư̸͕̝̘̘̽̎͋̇̂͒͒͐̄̈́̚ ̸̴̧̡͔͚͖̠͈͙̦̗̻͓̼̠̹̪̦̒̾̃́̽̑̂̒͑̽͗͛̿́̀ ̷̥̞̽͊̓̐̂̀̏̒͝͝ǔ̷̡̦̘͙̈́̿̾̓̓͑̉͘͝͝͝;̶̤̱̺̝̩͓̫͔̹̰̀̀̒͠ ̵̛̩͉̤̱́̎̓̿̕ ̴̡͔̼͈̝͍͍͓̑͗̿̓̕̕ͅ ̶̩̱̠̕ ̵͖̗̘͎̦̬͚̦̈͑̌̃̔̑͒̆͂̒́ͅ ̵̭̮͔̮̦̦͎͎̼̒́̾̈́̒͌́͒̐̿͑͐ͅ ̵͈͉̜̊̆̎ ̵͕̺͈̠͊̒̈̎̓̽̃̒̀͜͜ ̷̧̤͕͕̯̼͇̙̜̰͔͈̈́͂̅̑̄̔̅̓͛̈̀͂̀̈ͅ ̸̟̝̣̰́̏̏͐͂́̍͒͛̐̋͠ ̴̼͒̇̀̄̑̃͐̑́͌̈̚͘͝ ̷̞̳͇͚̯͕̈́̕ ̸̧̡̣̪̺̺̪̟̪̠͓̖̹͚̾͒̈́͘͠ͅ ̴̝̱͍͇̟̝͍̙͈͎̙͔͉̬̋̆̋̇͆̔v̶̧̡̟̭̭̫̠̯̤̞̹͊̈́͒̽̈͝͝2̷̢̢̨̝͉͎̳̫̯̱̘̰̤͈̤̍̓͆̓̐̋ ̵̧̣̞̻̦̘͕̙̳̰̪̟͂̉̾́̔̾̑̿̌̽=̴̡̤͈͍̙͓̻̻̳̫̼͎͈̆̈̄̀̎̽͠ ̷̞̪͙͎̞̰̰̀̂͌̿ṽ̴̻͓͚̹͙̟̳̭̰̥̮ ̴̸̨̧̧̨̛͇͉͉̼̗̻̲̗͙͓͕̙͉͉̣͍͕̗̙͓̽͛͐͛̀̂̿̉̿̔̑͘̕͝͝ ̸̰̟͉̫͓̗̱͛́̊́̐͂͐͜͜͠ͅv̶̢̼̦̏̔̉̒̓̋̏̔͛̀̚͝;̸̨͍̹̭̮͍͎̒̆ ̷̭͍̳̘̀̋̈́̐̊̈́̊̓̋̆̀̕͠ ̵͉̝̓͛̃̈̀̈̑́́̌͝ͅ ̷̡̛͙͇̬͈̤͆̀̿̓́̏̈́̉̀́͛̕ ̵͙̇̆̔ ̷̮̖̦̩̦́͗̔̐̓͐̋̈̚̚͜͝͠ ̶̛̰̘̝̐́̂͒̊̀̀̒̔̕͘̕͝ ̴̨̢̧̧̯̞͔͉̮̫͔͕͕͊̋̔͌̽̑̃͊͜}̴̧̡̭̱̳̙̥͔͈̤̤̤̊́̏͜;̴͕̬͚͚̳̜̲̅̀̈́̏̉̇͝
They meant self obfuscating.
Can someone transcribe this text please?
It's just basic Perl.