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[–] [email protected] 78 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Ants do that. I think they enslave aphids

[–] [email protected] 36 points 1 year ago (4 children)

They do! Well, at least certain species do. They groom the aphids to harvest a sweet excretion.

It's a really neat relationship.

[–] [email protected] 29 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, it's not just any excretion. It's a byproduct of sorts of the aphids digestive system.

From wikipedia on "Honeydew (secretion)":

When their mouthpart penetrates the phloem, the sugary, high-pressure liquid is forced out of the anus of the aphid.

[–] electric 28 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

mouthpart penetrates the phloem

liquid is forced out of the anus

Sweet Jesus.

[–] [email protected] 18 points 1 year ago

Sweet Jesus.

Yes, apparently it does taste very sweet.

I'll see myself out.

[–] [email protected] 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I assume someone made porn of this.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well, there's at least video of ants getting the honeydew, so I guess if one's kinky enough, it's porn for ants.

[–] kamenlady 3 points 1 year ago

Ant porn for humans with that extra kink™

[–] MarigoldPuppyFlavors 9 points 1 year ago

Love me some sweet excretion. What a life, to be an ant.

[–] SuddenDownpour 21 points 1 year ago

Ants can be brutal. Some species of ants steal the eggs of different colonies to force them to work for their own colony. Sometimes, the kidnapped ants rebel and lay waste to the interior of the colony that kidnapped them if they think they can overpower them.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Slave-making_ant