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[–] [email protected] 66 points 1 year ago (4 children)

blockchain for state management, TRULY speculative execution.

[–] [email protected] 27 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I once wrote an interpreter for a subset of the java bytecode in python. The jvm being a stack machine allowed me to store its state in IPFS and reference past states by their hash, i.e. you get a blockchain of execution states. It worked for a hello world program and was slow as fuck.

[–] [email protected] 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'm only terrified

[–] [email protected] 14 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

And AI for arithmetic operations. That's so brilliant. I think we have a great idea for startup.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Holy shit, this guy is living in the future

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

You're responsible for cleaning up all this vomit I made just now.