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[–] symcal 100 points 1 year ago (2 children)

While we are at it, let's make sure they also run Electron since so many companies use it.

[–] nicoweio 41 points 1 year ago

All CPUs are Electron-based, if you think about it.

[–] Zeth0s 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The accenture consultant told the CIO it's top right in the Gartner quadrant... It must be the right solution

Now if you can excuse me, I am invited in the 50th workshop to explain us how they'll fill the excel sheets in the new agile framework they are selling us for the project. Money well spent!

[–] [email protected] 9 points 1 year ago

“It’s a magic square. Magic! How could it ever go wrong!”

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Ugh, your Gartner quadrant gave me flashbacks to past jobs and I just want to die now.

[–] Zeth0s 2 points 1 year ago

I see you are not a leader... What a shame /s