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JS is Touring complete. You can write anything in it, including SkyNet or whatever else you can think of that will destroy the world.
I want my world destroyed fast, thank you very much. Do you want them to stop mid-murder to prolong your pain because they've ran out of RAM?
Say no to JS Skynet, embrace C++ Skynet!
I don't disagree.