this post was submitted on 12 Aug 2023
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what about ass-mites?
Didn't know ass mites were a thing. I'm in the shower now washing my ass.
... wait. you weren't washing your ass before today?
No I was, just not with a wire brush to get the mites off.
I use an angle grinder, gives your cheeks a nice polish as well 😇
My ass is groovy now.
You're just giving the mites more grooves to hide in.
Not if I bleach it next.
Just bleach it to begin with, cut out the middle man.
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