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[–] _user_ 53 points 1 year ago (2 children)

BingGPT

The image is a collage of 16 images arranged in a 4x4 grid. The images are of fried chicken and golden retriever puppies. The images are arranged in an alternating pattern, with one image of fried chicken followed by one image of a golden retriever puppy. The images of fried chicken are of different types and styles, such as chicken tenders, chicken wings, and popcorn chicken. The images of golden retriever puppies are of different ages and sizes, and some of them are wearing accessories such as bows and collars. One of the images in the bottom right corner is blurred to protect the privacy of the puppy.

[–] thegoodstormtrooper 23 points 1 year ago (3 children)

So mostly right?

The bottom right corner is not blurred at least to me.

That's actually quite impressive.

[–] _user_ 25 points 1 year ago

BingGPT automatically blurs faces when submitted, so I'm assuming that the AI blurred the face of the puppy

[–] [email protected] 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But these aren't golden retrievers

[–] HUMAN_TRASH 15 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I think they might be golden doodles? So half right.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Yeah most of them. First one in the second row could be a Portuguese water dog.

[–] crabs 6 points 1 year ago

Bard wasn't fooled either, although it hallucinated a little bit

[–] passably9 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] _user_ 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

It works fine for me, what's your issue with it?

[–] passably9 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Extremely laggy and stuttery. Never seen a more fat ass app than that. Don't get me started on the wallpaper, news and search smotherings all over it. The chatgpt app is far superior even though it's in beta

[–] _user_ 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, the bing app's meant to be for all things bing, so that's probably the reason for the other parts

Have experienced the stutter, but only when opening the app, I don't get it after that

[–] passably9 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Better hardware I guess. If you're making an app of that sort, better make it for the LCD in mind

[–] _user_ 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Curious, what device are you using? Mine's a Google Pixel 3a

[–] passably9 1 points 1 year ago

Xioami Redmi Note 7 Pro with a Snapdragon 675 released in 2019. Bang for buck and pretty capable phone. Almost smooth most of time for everyday tasks. It has started showing it's age but I've managed to control it with a stock Android custom ROM