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[–] [email protected] 153 points 2 years ago (7 children)

Because paying a few grand a year for a certificate somehow makes your software more trustworthy

[–] [email protected] 51 points 2 years ago

The original Twitter checkmark

[–] [email protected] 33 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're being sarcastic but even small fees immediately weed out a ton of cruft.

[–] [email protected] 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

They also weed out a lot of legitimate software, especially if it's non-commercial.

[–] [email protected] 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm not saying there aren't downsides, just that it isn't a totally crazy strategy.

[–] RippleEffect 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well it at least is an obstacle. Broke hackers won't get it or will have to work harder to get around it.

[–] Ddhuud 40 points 2 years ago

That's the intention. In reality lots of genuine devs can't afford it, so people get accustomed to just ignore the whole thing.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago

Even more lols when you are gigabyte and your private key leaks. Also when you are gigabyte and your signed driver is used to privilege escalate malware.

[–] yogurtwrong 7 points 2 years ago

And you can still bypass it if you put your software in a .zip

[–] smolyeet 6 points 2 years ago

And that’s why certificates can be revoked, that’s the whole point, trust. It only costs a few hundred a year per Microsoft’s documentation and approved vendors so it doesn’t seem that much of an ask. At the very least you can look up the developer yourself, harder to do if the package has no identity associated with it

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

Gigabyte has entered the chat.