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The manager asked "Do you mind waiting for a bit?" "Not at all" I replied.

"Good, can you please take these drinks to table 3"

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[–] Drunemeton 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

That’s really good! And I’ve one I haven’t heard so thanks!

[–] BrownianMotion 2 points 1 year ago

You're welcome! (sorry for responding late - I don't really look back in my posts, because, well I don't really care!) Maybe something the young generation could learn from!! :p