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[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago

Well they might as well incinerate their clients, this guy refuses to be one upped by his colleague, I mean what's his option, the other guy diluted his clients at the bottom of the ocean, so this one must go the opposite way, in space, and with fire.