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[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I did a favour for a Terry White chemist today and repaired a digital lockset door handle. The owner gave me a bottle of multivitamin for itπŸ₯΄

Now I’m thinking to myself, do I appear vitamin deficient ?

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Could have at least given you something exciting from behind the counter! "Save these for a big night out/big night in" sort of stuff with a big wink.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago
[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Out of all the different lollies there you got the placebos. Very unlucky.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago (2 children)

He hands me the vitamins and says β€œI wish I could do more for you” and gets all touchy on my shoulder. I reckon old mate fancied me.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

"Your wish has been granted."

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago (1 children)

'take these and become .. strong. and.. fertile'