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Former President Donald Trump was indicted for an unprecedented third time on August 1, adding another set of serious federal charges to the mounting legal issues he faces.

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[–] [email protected] 55 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Nobody knows more about prison than me. I’m the best inmate they ever had. They love me here. I have the best cell, the best food, the best friends. I’m very popular. The guards respect me. They know I’m innocent. The fake news media and the crooked Democrats put me here. They’re very jealous of me. They’re losers. They’re afraid of me. They know I won the election by a lot. I’m still your president. I’ll be out soon. You’ll see. It’s going to be huge.

[–] [email protected] 26 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Needs more run on sentences and spelling mistakes.

[–] [email protected] 11 points 1 year ago

I know, also some covfefe and hamberders, for good measure. But AI can only do so much.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

And followed by Don Jr and co asking people to contribute to the "take back America" fund, and if you donate over $1,000 you will get 100,000 Trump bucks

[–] AssPennies 9 points 1 year ago (1 children)

And the exchange rate of tump bucks to stanley nickels is approximately the same as the ratio of unicorns to leprechauns.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

I'll stick to unicorns.

[–] [email protected] 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Don't forget the limited edition trading cards.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Can't wait for the new set portraying the rest of his life.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

This is funny right here, I don't care who you are.

And God bless the pygmies..