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Let’s be real, the old and new testaments both suck.
It’s a joke my guy, but the Old Testament is way cooler than the New. The whole “turn the other cheek” and “who hasn’t sinned throw stones” is lame. I want battles with Goliaths and killing hundreds of men with jawbones and floods that wipe out the global population.
Oh boy are you in for a treat if you like that last one
I have excellent news for you.
Old Testament is kind of like the Manga, New testament is the Anime.
Yeah the New testament is all flashy and nice, but the old testament had lots of incest and violence.
50 shekels of silver equals to today's $323.14 USD.
So "I'm sorry I took your daughter's value, here's money get a discounted PS4 and some games, I'll get her outta the way".