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It's been a big year, alright? (lemmy.world)

submitted 1 year ago by sloppy_steaks to c/[email protected]

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[–] [email protected] 46 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Alien: "We've come to rule you."

Dude: "Cool." points at DC

"One of our leaders spaced out yesterday for like 12 seconds and crapped his pants on live television. You can start there."

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

"Hmm... we really only wanted to rule over you to harvest your species' brain power through an interface with our computational networks. This... just won't do. Later losers!"

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

Did he actually shit himself, and if yes, do you have a cite for that? I dessssprately need that to be true.

[–] Thteven 1 points 1 year ago

Someone check his diaper.