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Breakfast ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ซ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐ฅญ๐๐ฅฅ๐ฅฆ๐ฅ๐ซ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅฌ๐ฅ๐ฝ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ง ๐ฅฏ๐๐ฅ๐ฅจ๐ง๐ง๐ฅ๐ง๐ณ๐ฅ๐ฅ๐ฅฉ๐๐๐ฅช๐๐๐๐ญ๐ฅ๐ง๐ฎ๐ฏ๐ฅ๐ฒ๐๐๐ฅซ๐ฅ๐๐ฃ๐ฑ๐ฅ๐ฆช๐ฅ๐๐๐๐ ๐ค๐ชผ๐ฆ๐๐ฅ ๐ฅฎ๐ข๐ก๐ง๐ฐ๐ง๐ฅง๐ฆ๐จ๐๐ฎ๐ญ๐ฌ๐ซ๐ฅ๐ฐ๐ช๐ฟ๐ฏ๐ฅโ๏ธ๐ต๐บ๐ถ๐ฅค๐ง๐ง๐ฅ๐ท๐ฅ๐ธ๐น๐ง๐
edit: Today is Chef's Barbieheimer Day. Last order at 9:30am.
Ooh, breakfast. What would you recommend to relieve the dull unceasing monotony of being stuck at work all day?
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A good selection, definitely livens things up. On a cost benefit analysis of the consequenses of a dull vs exciting day, I have decided to return the alien monster ๐พ. I will stick to the items that liven up my own day, without catestrophically impacting everyone else.
Could I perhaps grab another coffee though?
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just not hungry
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Herring toasted sandwich with cheese and a coffee!
Just made it in!
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Legend!
sneaks in under the wire Chef's special plz?
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Can I please have radioactive, pink scrambled eggs?
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โข๏ธ ๐ Hm, can't find any prohibition on radioactive materials. May I suggest a warning label? Maybe "Warning, exposure to this comment may cause illness, infertility, death and random mutations"
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Oh no, there's a random mutation already! I took back my wish, I don't want an interesting day! I just hope we can keep it contained...
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You are actually a genius
A berocca, some sunshine, and a spit roasted Ticket Thug please
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The thug is perfect
May I have a cookie, a coffee, a bit of chocolate, and a soul?
Many thanks kind Breakfast Deity ๐
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