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Men who piss on the toilet seat in public restrooms, the fuck is wrong with you? (self.asklemmy)

submitted 2 years ago by HeyMrDeadMan to c/[email protected]

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Who hurt you as a child?

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[–] TimoBRL 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

As men get older, it becomes more challenging to initiate urination. As a result, the distance the urine stream travels at the beginning becomes unpredictable.

On the other hand, towards the end of urination, the stream becomes weaker and may cause post-dribbling. This also increases the chances of hitting the toilet seat.

Failing to clean the toilet seat afterward is simply pure rudeness though.

[–] [email protected] 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Why would you need to clean the seat? Does noone else LIFT the seat beforehand?

[–] [email protected] 2 points 2 years ago

You should still clean the rim.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Just sit down.

[–] [email protected] 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

…on a public toilet seat. I ain’t touching most of them, much less sitting on them, so oh yeah, yeah, no.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't be a baby.

If its not visibly dirtied, wipe it with a paper towel, sot down, do your business and clean up after yourself.

Your ass goes back into your pants anyway, and you wash your ass daily at home (please don't disappoint me there)

[–] [email protected] -4 points 2 years ago

How servile. A man, a free thinker, pisses and shits where he pleases with no warning. A man chooses, a slave obeys.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Skill issue, git gud

[–] [email protected] 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Seriously, this thread has been a real boost to my ego. You guys suck at peeing.

[–] Agareth 0 points 2 years ago

Your only achievement in life.

[–] JoeKrogan 3 points 2 years ago

They must not have the DLC