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Follow, don’t pet. Got it. Can I pet after?
If the owner is dead then you get to pet
What if I'm also there. And a court concludes I maaay have had some small part in the owner's death? Am I still allowed to pet it then (after it gets x-rayed coming into the prison)?
I mean, this is gonna happen long after the petting is over. Go nuts.