Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 weeks ago by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/dadjokes

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He said I’ve got insomnomnomnomnia.

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[–] sundrei@lemmy.sdf.org 14 points 2 weeks ago

I told my doctor that the only place I can fall asleep is outdoors.

She told me I have outsomnia.