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The people who conspired to suppress the known damages of fossil fuels and actively suppressed any forms of new material/energy development so that they could line their pockets should be tried for crimes against humanity and possibly executed
Nearly all governmental types (westminister system for example) are from a bygone era and antiquated, massive reforms need to happen to bring these systems in line with todays increase in population and technology advancement
Civil asset forfeiture should be applied to all those who have wealth well beyond the common person, this money should be put into a national trust and used for socialist improvements for the general populace
Publicly listed companies/shareholder systems need to be discarded entirely as they prioritise wealth generation over everything else
Infrastructure needs be nationalised in a transparent for the people way
Corruption on the political level should be penalized with execution
Land shouldn't be commodified to prevent our current day neofeudalism
A conscription like service for battling climate change should be enacted, nearly all "bullshit jobs" should effectively be made redundant by economic restructuring and these people are recruited to work on the problem that affects literally all of us
We should have post-scarcity/UBI as a goal to work towards
Aand that's why I'm just some guy not a politician :)
So your radical stances are that you advocate for capital punishment, the state's authority to end human life, and that all resources and businesses belong solely to the state who can dictate all labor distribution at will.
Pretty much everything else you said seemed pretty normal.
Yeah, that's definitely a good example. Thank you for sharing.
Nope, I support capital punishment specifically for politicians. If you don't want to have the potential of being sentenced to death don't become a politician and do corrupt shit
Crimes against humanity is a once off global trial, and economic restructuring would hopefully prevent this from happening again.
The state should be in charge of infrastructure (phone, electricity, roads, water etc) but not personal business, it should however have the power to intervene and break up monopolies (See RCA in America) these services should be free for all by using the public fund taken from the ultrarich
Economic restructuring would have to make people redundant since by default a lot of jobs are actually pointless, so a service that acts in the interest of everyone is a good foundation to make sure these people are cared for.
And not a problem, it's all good for us to disagree but you've missed the forest for the trees here my friend.
You also said capital punishment for specific businessmen, it was like the first thing on your list. Specifically for politicians is actually an even worse stance, it's just giving the party in control the power to kill all opposition.