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[–] Dagnet 17 points 6 days ago (1 children)

"While you had premarital sex, I studied the blade!"

[–] FenrirIII 7 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Pretty sure Tom studied that widow too

[–] Dagnet 4 points 6 days ago (1 children)

Widow, she was married before, not premarital

[–] FenrirIII 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago) (1 children)

I don't think you know what "premarital" means. They weren't married

pre·mar·i·tal [prēˈmerədl] adjective

>occurring or existing before marriage: 
[–] Dagnet 1 points 6 days ago* (last edited 6 days ago)

I'm just joking man. It obviously doesn't count since he wasn't married this whole comment chain and post are jokes