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Trump Administration Plans to Require Undocumented Immigrants to Register (www.nytimes.com)

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[–] [email protected] 3 points 19 hours ago (2 children)

said in a statement, referring to Homeland Security Secretary Kristi Noem. “If you leave now, you may have the opportunity to return and enjoy our freedom and live the American dream.”

So I guess this is the advantage, if someone wanted to return later.

[–] gAlienLifeform 11 points 19 hours ago

This is what Kristi Noem, a racist sociopathic puppy murderer who lies easy as breathing, says is the advantage. Beyond the fact that she made mouth noises that sounded like those words there is no informational value to be found in any of her statements.

[–] [email protected] 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

As others have mentioned, Kristi Noem and her glorious leader lie almost every time their lips part. Anyone who believes her about this is a fool.